someone: hey I like your OC
me: I Pledge To You A Life Debt
see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time
hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas
a classic example
daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it
mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too
a common variant
mom: well i’m having a really hard time right now and you know that i’m doing my best and that i didn’t mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time i’m having
least favorite
mom: fine. you’re right and i’m wrong and i’m a horrible person. there. are you happy now?
see also
mom: you can’t be mad at me. you’re not allowed to be mad at me. i can’t stand it.
waitress assigned kin
As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.
I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”
abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)
did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school
they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me
Hey girls… just wanted to tell you… adult men will not understand you, you are being lied to. Adult men aren’t some refined people who are so very different from boys of your age or whatever and if an adult is interested in you romantically or whatever that’s a damn predator and you should stay away from them -_-
if you hear the phrase “you’re mature for your age” shoot them in the face
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For real, this is a danger sign. This gray hair art professor tried to pull that on me when I was 16 and basically entice me into making him feel sexy in exchange for advice on getting into art college. Thank god my French teacher had a well tuned BS detector because when I asked her if this was how teachers behaved, she shut that shit down quick. Called his school while I was there and everything.
That’s skeevy as hell‼️ I’m glad you’re safe‼️
also don’t listen to anyone saying “if two people respect each other what’s the problem” because adults in relationships with minors don’t respect the minor. if they did they would leave them alone and not try to pursue any kind of romantic / sexual relationship with them
i took safari off private mode for the first time in months and these are the only tabs i had open
Who the hell are you?
you’re not ready to find that out